So you think you're a Dog Person, huh? Do you carry photos of your dogs in your wallet? Do you have a designated Dog Seat in the house? Or, perhaps, it's more like you have designated Human Seats? Do you find yourself scouting out amusing dog videos on YouTube? Do you call the dog over to watch with you? Do you list the dogs' names right along with the kids' names when asked about offspring? Before, even? Instead?
Ha. My sister eats her ice cream with dog fur on it, and likes it.